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10 year old for sale
Having 8 children can be quite the handful. That’s why
I am selling my youngest son, Cloyt to the highest bidder.
Cloyt is a passionate child with lots of energy. His skills
are rusty compare to other ten year olds, but he grasps
new things in his life every day. He comes with a pair of
new glasses, a huge pile of clothes, accessories
and 50mg. morphine.

Cloyt has many exiting diagnoses, so I recommend him
especially for parents with these types of interests.

He has been vaccinated against rabies, tuberculosis and
scabies. Cloyt can write, read, speak, think and walk by
himself, but he lacks the social antennas normally children
have. That’s why he will be sold to a very low price.
If you are interested, please contact me by mail, or
at my office at Secondary school.

As you can see, he has already packed his blue
suitcase with all that he needs for his transaction.

Sara McIntyre

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